Why Steve Was Late : 101 Exceptional Excuses for Terrible Timekeeping by Dave Skinner
Here are 101 real corkers for you to enjoy. And maybe even borow... Distracted by a surprisingly complicated Kinder toy,overcome by the urge to alphabetise my pets, forgot how trousers work,became temporarily feral,got stuck in a romantic montage. Why Steve Was Late is a book of hilarious (and even,occasionally,plausible!) reasons for tardiness, handily dreamed up and illustrated by someone else.