{"product_id":"9780099592129","title":"The Amateurs by John Niven","description":"GARY is a sweet and decent man. Only two things would improve his life - having children with his gorgeous wife Pauline, and a lower golf handicap. Both are unlikely.\u003cp\u003ePAULINE is wondering how she ended up living in an ugly little house, driving a second-hand car and making a living dressing up as Tinkerbell. She's planning to leave Gary for a self-made carpet millionaire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFINDLAY, the Carpet King of Scotland, wants to trade in his obese wife for a younger model. But if he goes for a divorce she'll take him to the cleaners. If only there was some way she could be made to disappear...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLEE, Gary's luckless brother, has botched one too many drug deals. Local crime overlord Ranta Campbell gives him one more job - one last chance to get it right. Lee's done some bad things - but murder?When Gary gets smashed on the head by a golf ball and miraculously develops an absolutely perfect swing, everyone finds their fates rest on the final day of the Open Championship...\u003c\/p\u003e,\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Binding: Paperback,\u003cbr\u003ePagination: 384 pages","brand":"Cornerstone","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47696807657699,"sku":"9780099592129","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1701\/6275\/files\/9780099592129.jpg?v=1764756163","url":"https:\/\/www.harbourbookshop.co.uk\/products\/9780099592129","provider":"The Harbour Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}